No chili for you!Īlso no screaming if you drive a nail through your foot or give birth, either.
Fart in this world, and you are one dead flatulator. I hate it when someone cuts one loose without warning and you have to hold your breath forever - just as if these sound-seeking alien killers were nearby and you didn't want them to hear you breathing. You know, thinking about it, no farting anymore would be a good thing. Woe be unto those who suffer from sleep apnea in this place, for unless you're an electrical whiz and know how to get some juice flowing - quietly, no generators allowed - to power a very quiet CPAP machine, your snoring will surely be the literal death of you in this soundless post-apocalyptic hell-hole of a world we now inhabit. It's a world where you can't cough, can't hiccup, can't even fart for fear you'll be splattered all over the landscape. We're in a wery, wery quiet pwace wight now.
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